The Language Of Goldfish

The language of the Goldfish is quite complex, with many overly specific and lengthy words that are rarely used in everyday conversation. Or any conversation, for that matter. Add any words that you know--we've forgotten many things. We're not professional dictionary writers, okay?

Fintan - White Fire

FakeMintie - The-weird-person-who-accidentally-sets-their-hair-on-fire-so-much-that-we're-starting-to-think-that-it's-on-purpose

Dinner - Mochi

Backpfeifengesicht - An annoying Goldfish. Literally "A face that deserves to be slapped"

Hygellig - That warm cozy feeling that you get when using a raccoon as a towel

Tingo - The act of slowly "borrowing" all of your friend's things until they have nothing left

Shemomedjamo - Literal translation is "I accidentally ate the whole thing". It's when you're eating Sparkle-Fanny à la Mode and it's so good that you keep eating although you're full.

Pålegg - A term that refers to literally anything that you might consider putting in a sandwich

Mencolek - When you reach around behind someone and tap them on their opposite fin in order to fool them

Faamiti - To make a squeaking sound by sucking air past the lips in an attempt to gain someone's attention

Tsujigiri - To casually test out a new weapon on a passer-by

Packesel - A Goldfish who frequently misuses their ability. This term is also often used to refer to just Goldfish in general.

Fremdschämen - The state of feeling embarrassed for someone who really should be embarrassed but isn't

Pelinti - To make an "aaaaaaarrrrh" noise while opening your mouth and tilting your head around whilst flapping your fins a bit because you ate something that was too hot

Baggerspion - The irresistible desire to peek into boarded-up construction sites

Flaner - When someone yells "I'm naked" and everyone turns to look at them

Gisjeder - A word that doesn't actually mean anything, but you just casually throw it around along with other gibberish to make yourself look like you're actually speaking another language when really you aren't

Helkkhöschèsnarh - The sound you make when you get hit by another goldfish that just ate too much Sparkle-Fanny à la Mode

Fagerbager- The act of one goldfish impersonating another goldfish, being sent to Exile, then broken out by Alvar's Stupid Friend. Ex. FakeMintie's entire existence.

Egerfruyo- What you say if you can't think of a ship while being dragged into prison.

Tuerto- Someone with one eye who is not a pirate

Yuputka- The feeling that something is crawling over your skin

Embasan- To wear clothes whilst taking a bath

Babooshka- a person that always lies

Eventajkit- A very strong insult to those that are Backpfeifengesichts.

Shlaagendaas- A gourmet meal made by FakeMintie in Chapter 8 of Dawnbreaker.

Neencaht - A phrase used when you completely, utterly agree with someone, commonly used when you believe that that person is always absolutely correct.

Dreftönkhlãghęsøpįåtbæhbłöòpνμυψγασοафыошblæhpconkdoraghthfour - A word to politely curse other fish (etc. galaxy rasboras, tetras, angelfish) when they write a really good FakeMintan fanfic and then not finish it.

Shagligab-the act of going on the wiki and commenting/editing when you're supposed to be doing homework

Wœnkÿfõrktætęrtøt - This word is used to curse yourself when you need some dinner but it’s in the kitchen and you’re too lazy to get it.

Crœntégrâghœśtüpįdręmœtëçøñtroõł - When you want to watch TV but your fins are too short to reach the remote control and you have to swim over to get it.

Xértãrçøętwœghúvåñåšætšphmærčãkëłl - A Goldfish that has fins so big that he/she cannot type out words using his fins. Literally translated as “Fin big”.

Baskaska- Tea for Goldfish

Spill the baskaska- Goldfish way of saying "Spill the tea."

Sdemerayjekwittonjotsuehnger - The act of dying so many times in a game until you leave the game in anger. Literally translated as, “I hATe ThIs GAmE sO MuCh“. Known by humans as: “Rage quitting”.

Ooficorn - A distant relative of the rare Alicorn. Known by Goldfish for their meat (see below). Species name, Unicornus Ooficorna. Several subspecies have been recognized, such as Unicornus Occidentis Ooficorna, and Unicornus Orientalium Ooficorna. It is also called the Lesser Alicorn, as it bears resemblance to the Greater Alicorn but with less glitter. ^{[citation needed]} Diet mainly consists of swizzlespice, starkflowers and brattails, though they may also take mallowmelt if offered. ^{[citation needed]}

Oofburgers - A delicacy that is made by FakeMintie in Chapter 11 of Book 23: Dawnbreaker using Oofmeat. (see above)