Fitz Vacker, the Ritz Cracker is better than Keefe[]
Fitzroy Avery Vacker is a pseudonym for Ritz Savory Cracker. *cough* note the word S A V O R Y *cough* Many try to hide "Fitz's" true name, but we will not let them keep the truth from us any longer. Fitz Vacker is a ritz cracker.
Note that this is from a very reliable source and is therefore completely true.
For non-KOTLC fans who are utterly confused: This is a joke. Fitz Vacker has not been confirmed to be Ritz Savory Cracker. But it's funny to think he is.
PLEASE IGNORE THE PREVIOUS STATEMENT. It has been printed by false rumours and is NOT TRUE. This is not a joke; it is completely true. Fitz Avery Vacker is indeed a cracker.
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Appearance[]
Although Fitz Vacker appears as an elf in the Keeper of the Lost Cities series, his true appearance is that of a cracker. Some members of the KotLC fandom speculated that Fitz would appear as a cracker in Legacy, but he remained an elf. It has not been confirmed whether he will appear as an elf or a cracker in Book 10 😂.
When disguised as an elf, Fitz has dark hair and teal eyes. He is generally considered to be very handsome. Or at least, as handsome as a cracker elf can be.
When Fitz is a cracker, he has no hair. His eyes and features are similar to his elven form, but are faint and barely visible in the surface of the cracker. For photos look at the right side of this page.
Abilities[]
Fitz's ability is telepathy. When he is disguised as an elf, he conceals his powers and shows only the powers that a regular elf would have, but when he takes on his true form as a cracker, he is able to reveal the true extent of his abilities. His cracker abilities include shapeshifting, mind control, and limited teleportation. In Keeper of the Lost Cities book 2: Exile, Fitz exposes his teleportation in order to save Sophie Elizabeth Foster. However, he makes his friends believe he can just jump very high using his mind control.
Note[]
I am team Fitz and anyone in Team Keefe says chat too much and needs to stop yapping. Anyone who is not Team Fitz is probably best friends with George Washington. Chat this is VERY REAL, realer than the Berries and Cream guy. And he’s AWESOME 😎. Idek what im saying anymore 😭😭. TEAM FITZ🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑. If ur not Team Fitzy… u need help. Team Fitz is the only valid team, he saved Sophie’s life b4!! And he’s an awesome cracker/cracker maker. Fitzy is just better. Keefe is... unique. If u join team fitzy ur hands will stop shaking. Team keefe ppl need to stop yapping